Letter of complaint to Wikipedia
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am writing to complain about an act of vandalism committed in an entry about me in Wikipedia. I have tried to modify the information that is given about my person but I was unable to change it because this entry is locked.
Firstly I am accused of problem drinking, what is totally false. My red nose is due to the freezing weather. Although I must admit I usually have a shot of vodka in order to fight the climate it has nothing to do with alcoholism.
Secondly I am described as a lazy person and it is claimed that all my work is done by elfs. That is an inaccurate description. Controlling these restless elfs is nowhere near as hard as doing the work myself.
Finally I am criticized for selling out to Coca Cola. If I wear a red suit it is because red color suits me and makes me slimmer.
I would be very grateful if you could allow me to edit my entry. Don’t hesitate to get in touch with me if you have any queries.
I look forward to hearing from you.
PS. I suspect that the Three Kings have committed it.